Thursday, August 12, 2010

internet sudanese piece of S**T scammers....

Just got this message from a supposed blogger blogging on my site.
thought id share it with the world for people to have a laugh.
Yea sure i will send you thousands of dollars !!!! just sign me up baby!!!!

rosebaby2k has commented on your profile:

This is the message that was posted:
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Thanks for your responds.I know this mail will not come to you as a surprise since we have not had a previous correspondence,please bear with me.i will really like to have a good relationship with you, and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you.r
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I am Miss Freeda John Garang 26 years old girl from Wagkulei village, near Bor in the upper Nile region of Sudan.r
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The only daughter to Late Dr John Garang de Mabior, Vice President of Sudan.r
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http://www.blogicus.com/archive/was_sudan_leader_john_garangs_death_an_accident.phpr
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9af__02ada8&feature=relatedr
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My late father of blessed memories was killed in a helicopter crash in southern Sudan on his way back from Uganda. After the death of my parents, the Government of my country wanted to cease all my late fathers estate from me of which i am the next of kins.I managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal,i am presently residing in the N\\\'dioum refugee camp, here in Senegal where i am seeking political asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Dakar, Republic of Senegal.r
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This Refugee Camp is headed by a Reverend Father of (Fountain Of Life Christian Church ) ,i used his office computer to send you this email and i only enter his office when he is less busy in his office.His email address is revsimonpaul@yahoo.comr
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My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of FOUR,SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND United State Dollars in one of the leading bank with my names as the next of kin. But meanwhile you should not allow any other person to know about this money since my late father did not disclose it with any body rather do they know about the valuable documents .r
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However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of the money to your account, and investment of the fund.As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university, when the tragedy occurred.r
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It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.r
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As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Upon your acceptance to help me, I wi ll like to have your full contacts as to write the bank so that they will deal with you as my partner standing on my behalf.r
Once i get this useful information\'s,i shall forward you the full contact of the bank with love and trust believing that you will never let me dawn. Once you started contacting the bank, i shall start making preparations of joining you over there OK. Have a nice time and think about me. This is the email address of the Reverend revsimonpaul@yahoo.com.r
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You can call me on phone between 2.30pm to 3.30 GMT Africa time , i will be at the Rev fathers office to receive your call OK.Once i hear from you again, i shall tell you more on how you will be acting on my behalf Please do keep this only to your self please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over , once the fund has been transferred.r
Yours Sincerelyr
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Hug and kissesr
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freedicks2@hotmail.fr

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG IS EMBARESSING TO HUMANS - CHANGE IT!!!

Happy birthday would have to be the most annoying song in the history of music. I don't know anybody who likes singing the song, nor do i know anybody who likes it being sung at their birthday for them. Its old (1890's) outdated and needs to be updated for modern times with a modern rendition of it.
Even the most attention seeking people duck for cover or blush from shame when this song is sung for them.
I am sure it is because of the actual song people are embarrassed.
So this next part is hilarious, The Time-Warner Corporation, Warner Music Group purchased and own the rights to this song, and DEMAND royalties for it. Every time you see it sung in movies, $5,000 plus have been paid in royalties for this song, even if you sing it in a small private group you have to pay money.
This song is copyrighted till 2030.
This absurdness should be a sign to companies like BMG, SONY etc. to come up with a new and improved song that the world can enjoy and be proud of.
Are humans that retarted that they can't think of a better song after 130 years?
I say shame on society for turning its back on this issue and props to The Warner Bros for actually making money on something so common as the happy birthday song.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

CONSPIRACY THEORY NO: 1 - DO THE MACARENA!!

Why has the world turned its back on this joyous wonderful uplifting song and dance called the Macarena?

After reading about its origins on Wikipedia just now I realized there could be a conspiracy theory of astronomical proportions.
And as usual it involves the Christians (namely Catholics) suppressing Muslims.

The song was originally created by Los Del Rio spontaneously at a party when they watched a flaminco dancer obviously rock their world with a dance. They ad lib'd the lyrics and called her MAGDALENA not MACARENA.
Back in the 11th century when southern Spain was controlled by the Muslims and called Andalusia they coined the word Magdalena to describe a woman as a promiscuous slutty prostitute, in direct relation to Mary Magdalene.

So naturally this would be offensive to Christians (everything in society in the 21st century is).
I think the song has died out slowly due to the Christian church slowly but surely pushing this blasphemous song out of society.

At the end of the day i don't know what bothers me more, The Macarena or the Church.
i'd say they are both equally annoying.

Not budging on a budgie! and rightly so.

Captains Log - Stardate 10082010 - STARSHIP USS BAYVIEW

This is my first day at the helm of the magnificent beast that has unfortunately been unleashed into the world.
Before starting my blog life i had 10000000 things to blog about, now i have writers blog, i mean block.
Then it happened, a facebook conversation was told to me that rang blog bells in my head!
So one blonde said to the other, I had the weirdest dream the other night, I dreamt that you had a budgie and it died, the other blonde responded that's really strange because when i was younger i actually had a budgie and i left him outside overnight and in the morning he was frozen. So the first blonde with excitement responds by saying, that's a sign, I am buying you a budgie for your birthday that's coming up.
WTF?
2 instances of a budgie's life being ended early by the same person would usually ring alarm bells as a BAD present to get for them.
Yet the blonde genius insisted for a little while and even came up with a name for the unfortunate new budgie.
The smarter blonde eventually convinced her friend that it was a bad idea.
 and all budgies lived happily ever after.

Monday, August 9, 2010

My first post is about a deep complex issue dear to my heart

They took the world by storm in the 90's. Everybody under 16 loved them, everybody over 16 hated them, but had a soft spot for at least one of them. The whole world knew them, now in this day and age, mention their name and you get the same response from EVERYONE! a smirk, then a laugh, then a weird look why you would even be thinking of them.
I am obviously talking about THE SPICE GIRLS.
So when seeing something on TV about one of them I had a thought, and I pondered.
ARE THE SPICE GIRLS STILL FRIENDS? DO THEY HANG OUT TOGETHER?